Today I feel good. Really good. I must be the devil.
I feel this happiness from my tummy, up to my head radiating out of my skin.
I am singing Otis Redding. I am telling jokes. I am talking to new people.
I want to make you feel good. I want to share this insane happiness.
Here are some jokes:
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's to cheesy
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's radius? Pumpkin Pi.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You looked flushed.
Who invented the bikini? Seymour Hiney.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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