Thursday, January 26, 2012

Mr. GrumpyPants

Dear Mr. GrumpyPants

Stop. Grumpy pants are not a good look for anyone. Try some silly pants or some stoner pants or some "i don't have anything nice to say to say I'm not going to say anything at all" pants. There's no reason to be  a bitch all the time. It helps no one. We all hate you. there is a special place in hell for people like you and it includes lots of Maud and spicy diarrhea.

Just try to be nice. It makes life so much nicer. People around you will be nicer in turn. If we all stopped being angry about everything in the world, the world would become more peaceful. Life is not that bad. The world is full of beauty and cosmic jokes.

Feel upset? Watch Tosh.0, listen to your favorite song,read The Help, read my fucking blog, but god damn it do not take it out on the rest of the beautiful people in this beautiful world.

You are beautiful. You are lovely. You are smart. You are important. You can do it. You can change the world. Just be nice please. The world will be nice back.

Love you,
Madam HappyAndRelaxedPants

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